The Expendables

Metal Mikey takes to the field of the theaters, to bring you coverage on the movie that... unless you just didn't know a thing about Action Attraction... was EXPECTED to be brought up on the show.  This episode gives you a review of Sylvester Stallone's Action offering, "The Expendables", starring a buttload of people that can probably serve you ten different varieties of whooparse.  The review is kept pretty spoiler free, and I get almost schoolgirlishly giddy over the review.  Plus, I also spew forth my usual life nonsense, and talk about other junk I watched.  This will be the episode that will essentially make your chest into a Chia Pet of hair magnificence.  Should you wish to write in with your limmerick stylings that would put Jason Statham to shame, drop me an e-mail at [e-mail].  Want to put the call out to me while the show's in the middle of a standoff with Somoli pirates, call the voice mail at 1-206-202-4210.  And check out my own little group of mercenaries willing to blow as much up as possible at www.pennycult.com for the Pennycult Production group!