Action Attraction The New Barbarians

From the unusually scenic wastelands of the post-apocalypse, Metal Mikey arrives to tell a story about questionable fashions, exploding people, that annoying brat from "House by the Cemetary", and George Eastman being a backdoor man!  If those details about "New Barbarians" AKA "Warriors of the Wasteland" don't get you all excited, then maybe my blathering about other recent viewings will.  If you wish to give me your best "gunshot/laser" sound effects, then please leave me a voice mail at 1-206-202-4210.  If you feel mass extermination of every human, outside of your lil' group of Templars, sounds like a swell idea, write me your manifestos at [e-mail].  And speaking of gangs I choose to rule the apocalypse with, you can find out more about them at www.pennycult.com.