Sat, 28 August 2010
Step inside my Dojo, which is right next door to Black Byrd's Karate School. There, we shall learn from Black Belt Jones... birth name... , the master of kicking people's butts, maintaining balance in soapy car washes, friend to all random trampoline jumping women, enemy to every glass window in existence, amusing noise maker... AND master seducer of women, while being a jerk to everyone around him. In this week's episode of Action Attraction, we tackle "Black Belt Jones" as the main feature. I also talk about my recent trip to Monster Mania, along with my visit with Amy and Joan, of http://babygirlminxiedesigns.com/ fame! I bring a lot of recent viewings to the table, and generally offer up my usual mangling of the English language for your amusement! If you should wish to write me up instructions on how to become a Trampoline Super Spy, do so at email@example.com. Should you wish to hire your thugs to tap a phone line to make your ransom calls, you can do so at 1-206-202-4210. And a fine group of people that are absolutely NOT going to let Sydney and Black Belt Jones ruin our picnic... along with putting out fine web content... is the Pennycult Production Family, which can be found at www.pennycult.com!