Action Attraction Assassination

For Memorial Day, Metal Mikey takes a field trip with Charles Bronson and Jill Ireland in "Assassination"!  Listen in amusement as I become more and more incoherent during the course of my review... probably because I was so startled by the plight of Bronson's and Ireland's cross country trip to avoid being killed by mostly non-descript mercenaries.  Hear me talk about poor characterization, questionable dancing, interesting fashion choices, and other funtastic stuff!  Should you want to profess being all over Bronson's weenie as much as his Asian co-stars, call me up at 1-206-202-4210.  If you want to write me a letter that's better than how women were written for this movie, drop me a note at [e-mail].  And what better way to celebrate Memorial Day weekend than by checking out all the fine Pennycult Production family members of mine at www.pennycult.com!