Come back to the realm of Dungeons and Dragons with your cold-ravaged guide, Metal Mikey, for the second film in the franchise, Wrath of the Dragon God.  Does Dadomar wipe the Smurf jizz from his lips?  Have I found a new female action star love object to rival Cynthia Rothrock?  Which Z-level Avengers member happens to make an appearance in the film?  All that, plus a sad list of recent viewings, feedback, and the very FIRST elimination from the Action Attraction Prize Contest.  Should you wish to leave some feedback, please drop me an e-mail line at actionattraction@mail.com... and you can also send recorded feedback through there, as well.  But if you want to reach out and touch someone through the phone, the voice mail number is 1-206-202-4210.  Next week, Red Sonja time, peeps!

No reviews, no recent viewings, no feedback... BUT a listing of the proud entrants in the prize package elimination tournament await you in this episode.  ... I do also have time for some griping and excuses as to why this isn't the full review episode, but I did want to make sure the contest stuff was official.  And yes... NO MORE ENTRIES allowed after this episode.  Sorry, but I've got to stick to my time window.  But still, next week "Wrath of the Dragon God" awaits me.  And I'm sure it'll be wrathful, being delayed a week.  Should you still wish to drop some feedback, please do so at either actionattraction@mail.com or 1-206-202-4210.

All killer, and no filler... well... MOSTLY little filler, in this episode, where I brave the dangers of "Dungeons and Dragons".  Starring Jeremy Irons' great overacting, and Marlon Wayans' ability to make me want to commit homicide.  Will the spirit of adventure win out over horrendous CGI?  Listen and find out!  Or find out what I've been watching, or find out about feedback, or about the AA prize package contest, ending around Valentine's Day!  (Hint: Write in to my e-mail, with the title of either "Action Attraction Contest/Tournamet", and you'll be entered in.)  But should you wish to leave some feedback, you can do so either by dropping me an e-mail at actionattraction@mail.com or a voice mail at 1-206-202-4210.  And also, don't forget to hop on in to the Facebook group page for the show for some genuine craziness! ... Well, it will get there SOMEDAY!

Fantasy Month on Action Attraction begins with our first Robert E. Howard adaptation, "Kull the Conqueror".  Bet you can't guess what animal pisses on Kevin Sorbo.  Also, is this the film that Harvey Fierstein reveals his macho side?  And most importantly, coudl we please see a bit more of Tia Carrere's boob demon tattoo?  All those questions shall be answered, along with recent viewings, feedback, reminder of the tournament contest... which ends Valentine's Day for entries... for a HUGE prize package, and just general blather.  You can always feel free to contact the show via my e-mail address at actionattraction@mail.com, or send me a voice mail at 1-206-202-4210.