Citizens of Kokomo, Indiana, BEWARE!!! Terrorists choose YOU as their next target... along with a group of stupid-ass teenagers in a detention hall! You'll find all the specifics when Metal Mikey reviews 1987's "Terror Squad", along with talking a bit too much about other movies he watched, and whining a bit about his life. But hey, it's all good in 'da hood for this new episode! Feel free to give me your homemade crossbow recipes by writing at: actionattraction@mail.com. Or call in your super-sweet "guitar solo" commentary at: 1-206-202-4210.

With the assistance of the skilled Zombie Farmer of http://dontlookinthepodcast.com/ fame, I catch up on another block of voice mails! Fun for those that called, and I thank you all for it, and fun for you listening! Now, how's about you get to be part of that fun by writing in at: actionattraction@mail.com. Or leaving me a voice mail at 1-206-202-4210.

Metal Mikey, what is best in life?  To crush your enemies, watch the Conan rip-off "Deathstalker", and hear the lamentation of the many varied boob-slinging women in the movie!  First new episode of the new feed is about as magical as a spell from Munkar and his wonderous hand-puppet pet, Howard!  Tell me the chronicles of your experience with this episode by writing me at: actionattraction@mail.com.  Pray to Crom at me by calling up: 1-206-202-4210!  And be sure to check out www.pennycult.com, already!

My homeboys Jay Emmitt and Stuey D. from Obscure 80's Rewind interviewed Horror Hound Magazine alumni Aaron Crowell, and they talk about HH stuff, so you oughta listen! Check their show out at either www.pennycult.com or http://show.obscure80s.com/!

Metal Mikey comes back for the New Year, and he brings you ninjas! Lots of ninjas! Oodles of ninjas! ... Okay, you can stop coming, ninjas. This episode, I overall cover "American Ninjas 2 + 3", talk about some surprising recent viewings, and tell a story worthy of an After School Special. If you want to be a ninja, write me at: actionattraction@mail.com. If you want to attempt changing my mind, and sing the praises of Michael Dudikoff, then leave me a voice mail at: 1-206-202-4210.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! Without you, I wouldn't have had public opinion sway me towards a viewing of Stuart Gordon's "Robot Jox" for this episode! I talk a bit about my holidays, amazingly talk more about this movie than I originally intended to... probably due to continual character name screw-ups... and invent a new drinking game in this episode! (Here's a hint; pick up on a saying I bring up MORE than once, unconsciously, and take a shot. Fun for the entire family.) Put this puppy in your digital player, and... "Crash and burn". (For the record, this movie ENTIRELY ran this catch phrase into the ground!) Feel free to write me at: actionattraction@mail.com Howzabout a voice mail at: 1 (206) 202-4210 Check out what my better-spoken fellows in Pennycult Productions are up to at www.pennycult.com!