Women's history month is upon us, so Metal Mikey decides to watch a woman kick ass for his newest Action Attraction episode.  (Instead of the usual having his ass KICKED by women.)  Join him in a quest of discovery when he watches "Streets of Rage", starring one Mimi Lesseos, and find out if she measures up to his initial confusion of thinking she was actually Cynthia Rothrock on the DVD cover.  Regardless, there will be fights, and probably a spin kick or two.  Joy!  Ladies and Gentlemen alike can feel free to write me at: actionattraction@mail.com Or both genders can enjoy leaving me a voice mail at: 1-206-202-4210.  And humanity cannot forget about the Hulk Hogan voice mail contest for a DVD copy of "No Holds Barred", good until the first week of April!  ... PSST!  And you may want to check out my guest-starring gig on the Gentleman's Guide to Midnite Cinema...  Just sayin'... At http://www.ggtmc.libsyn.com/

Metal Mikey finds himself stuck in the jungles of Vietnam, again. But never fear! Gene Hackman's going to save his sorry ass! This week's film is "Uncommon Valor". Also, Mikey talks about why he took a week off, what he's been watching lately, and reminds you of a little Hulk Hogan impersonation contest taking place until the first week of April for a copy of "No Holds Barred". When it comes to this show, "You don't ever quit, boy. Not when it's for real!" So don't quit sending me voice mail at: 1-206-202-4210. And also don't quit writing me at:

No “Red Scorpion” this week? Maybe it’s because Metal Mikey got lost in the City of Gold with Allan Quatermain. (And Sharon Stone when she was less bizarre.) Join Mikey on his viewing of “Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold” for YOUR vacation spot! Also, the contest for a copy of “No Holds Barred” on DVD is still on! Call in your Hogan impressions for a copy, BROTHER! In fact, if you just want to call in… period, how about you do so at: 1-206-202-4210. Or you can write me some directions to the Lost City of Cold Hard Cash at: actionattraction@mail.com. (And yes… next week I SWEAR I’ll cover “Red Scorpion”!)

Don't think... Feel.  This line doesn't work with Metal Mikey and the ladies... BUT it does work for Bruce Lee.  Especially in the nigh-classic last film of Lee's "Enter the Dragon".  Metal Mikey talks about why it may not be his favorite Lee film, but it still probably one of the best he's watched for the podcast.  Plus, you get LOADED down with recent viewings, and get the rules of a new contest for some DVDs!  Want to know how?  Lissen to the show, durnit!  I'm not just gonna give it to you because you're a swell person!  ... Well, you ARE, but you get the drift!  So, use your bear-claw hand to type me up some e-mail at: actionattraction@mail.com.  Or use your Wolverine-metal hand to dial up my voice mail line at: 1-206-202-4210.  And be sure to get on over to www.pennycult.com!

You know what the secret of life is? It’s overacting, and Metal Mikey watches Jack Palance practice that principle in “Hawk the Slayer”. Witness a hero that makes Prince Adam look positively macho, and find out where J.D. from “Grandma’s Boy” originally came from! All this, and Mikey’s usual rambling. Grab your questing gear! How’s about you send a mystic scroll to actionattraction@mail.com? Or leave your prophecies on the voice mail line at 1-206-202-4210.

Links mentioned on show:

http://www.cinema-de-bizarre.com/index.html: Cinema de Bizarre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOLNOWnBlnQ: The ONLY way you ever need to watch "Pocket Ninjas" in your entire life.

Metal Mikey addresses a question long pondered by philosophers: is that a Ninja in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see him? (The answer is no, it’s a copy of “Pocket Ninjas”, and it is bad… VERY BAD.) There’s also smatterings of randomness that will ensue, so why not sit back and enjoy the ramblings of a broken person? Send all your sympathy e-cards, or feedback, to actionattraction@mail.com. Or commend my bravery on my voice mail line at 1-206-202-4210. (And Kat may owe me a call for this one… Heh!)

Specific links I mentioned on the show:

http://www.babygirlminxiedesigns.com/

http://www.megadriver.com.br/